boundtobeforgotten:

danisnotonfire:

This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

Dan: *puts potato in mouth* ”It’s a metaphor.”

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

(Source: mydraco, via dansmilth)

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

Belle’s got swagger.

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johnthemod1:

conductoroftardislight:

Remember how when Capaldi was chosen as the twelfth doctor everyone had this feeble hope that he would bring Doctor Who back to what it was because he was a film director and not the mysoginistic Moffat kind

AND THEN WE HEAR THAT HE’S REFUSING TO FLIRT WITH CLARA AND IS GOING TO BRING “a bit more gravity” BACK TO DOCTOR WHO AND "I didn’t want to be Doctor Who in a Doctor Who I didn’t like,"

GUYS

I am punching the air right now.

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Anonymous asked:
unpopular opinion: i dont like TFIOS

kylesimmonsisababe:

that’s cool it’s not my favorite either

Same.

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

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trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

(Source: the-narddog, via soitcouldbebetter)

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

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notagiant:

mumfoodandsons:

[AGGRESSIVELY MEMORIZES A BAND’S SONG LYRCS AT THE LAST MINUTE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT]

OMG STORY TIME MY FRIEND AND I WHERE AT THE JACK WHITE CONCERT AND JACK POINTS TO MY FRIEND DURING HELLO OPERATOR AND MY FRIEND JUST SHRUGS AND YELLS “I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU MAN I NEVER LEARNED THE FUCKING LYRICS” AND JACK STARTED LAUGHING

(via vampiremondays)

Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

(Source: misszodiac, via icanfilllthesilence)

hotdaughter:

hotdaughter:

"what are you doing"

"nothing i just took a shower"

"aw :( with out me? haha lol"

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